On Child Molesters and Babysitting

Do you know who lives next door to you? Well, our judicial system is doing a wonderful job of providing 2nd , 3rd, and 4th chances to some interesting characters who just may be living next door to you. To tell you the truth, I could care less…….as long, of course, as it doesn’t affect me or my family. Let’s take your run of the mill tax evader. I don’t mind this guy getting another chance at perfecting his tax evasion skills. I’m not going to lose any sleep with this guy moving next door to me. If anything I could use a few tax tips. What I do have a small problem with is when I go online and find that there are a dozen sex offenders and child molesters living within a 2 square mile of me. I know, I know, it’s wrong of me to discriminate against a criminal who has gone through our great judicial system and is now getting on with his life regardless of the hideousness of his crime. I’m sure our system makes certain that this individual is totally rehabilitated before releasing him back into the wild again. Rehabbing a sex offender doesn’t quite ring right with me. How does one go about rehabbing a convicted child molester( who may be living next door to me)? Should a person really have to go through rehab to get him to quit sexually abusing a child? I know, I know, there I go again. Me and my stupid politically incorrect thinking. Sure these guy’s should have a chance at rehab and sure they should have the right to move next door to me……..but before they do let me suggest one final stage of rehab for these convicted child molesters (who may be living next door to me). This is my plan. Before the convicted child molester(who may be living next door to me) is totally set free, he must complete one more assignment. He must baby sit for the attorney who just defended him. A simple assignment for a rehabilitated child molester ( who may live next door to me), and a great show of faith for the attorney who stood behind his client and believed in him when the chips were down. So, Mr. Defense attorney you and your honey take a well deserved trip out of town for the weekend and leave your children in the safe and rehabilitated hands of the convicted child molester that you just saved from doing hard time. I hope he does a good job for you because next week he’s sitting for the judge that ruled in the case. Wow, babysitting a judges grandkids! Won’t that look good on your resume! Well, those are my suggestions but what do I know. I’m just a regular guy with kids who probably needs rehabilitation for the overwhelming desire to kick the ass of the convicted child molester that just may be living next door to you.