On Yoga

What sick twisted Indian invented yoga and how the hell does the word serenity come remotely close to describing the feeling you get while doing it? Ok, admittedly I’m a little inflexible, maybe a lot inflexible. What I do know is that I’m moaning every time I sit down, or tie my shoes…….or look at my shoes. I’ve been trying to follow a yoga routine on TV every morning and it is just seriously not working out. The foul sights and sounds of me attempting these moves resemble something you’d see on the documentary of the 800lb man. Are these moves for real? I mean seriously am I being punked here? Which gives me an idea… I’m thinking of contacting the TLC network and pitching them on the idea of filming me doing yoga every morning. I think a lot of guys out there could relate to me straining to downward facing dog…but then again they might get less squeamish watching the 800lb guy. Namaste this.